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Have you heard these sayings? Then you live in the south

The people in the South have always had an interesting way of turning a phrase. These are some I remember.  Can you think of more?


  • He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  • Living high off the hog.
  • If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.:
  • That’s gooder’n grits.
  • She could start an argument in an empty house
  • He’s about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
  • I feel like I’ve been rode hard and hung up to dry
  • She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm
  • She was madder than a wet hen
  • She was so buck-toothed she could eat corn through a picket fence
  • She was busy as a cat on a hot tin roof
  • She ain’t worth the salt in her bread.
  • He’s drunk as Cooter Brown.
  • He’s so dumb he couldn’t find water if he fell out a boat.
  • He’s so skinny he’d have to stand up twice to cast a shadow.
  • He’s crooked’er than a $3 bill.
  • What’s that got to do with the price of tea in China?
  • If ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ were candy and nuts we’d all have a Merry Christmas
  • They’re livin’ in high cotton.
  • My ‘Get up and go’ done got up and went

Do you know more Southern sayings?

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229 comments

    1. That lids screwed on tighter than Dick’s Hat Band.

    2. Southern Sayings

      Scarcer than hen’s teeth

      So mad she had forty-leven duck fits

  1. Linda Schilling

    If the Lord’s willing and the creek don’t rise

    1. This is my favorite! I’ve been out of Dixie (sadly) a long time, but I always use it! We actually do have a creek on our farm, which makes it all the more enjoyable to say!

    2. The comment about the Creek is not meant for the water literally it was the Creek Nation as in the Native Indians.

  2. Linda Schilling

    Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth

  3. Betty Cox

    ” Get outta here”

  4. Barbara Hall

    I thought it was “rode hard and put up wet”. Not dry. Guess im not as southern as I thought. May be a good thing after reading some of these Ive never heard before

    1. Carol Nimrod

      I always heard it the way you did, Barbara Hall. “…put up wet.” As a horse that wasn’t cooled down first.

    2. Brian Gaither

      Yankees must have came up with this, cause y’all got it right.

    3. Yes, I’ve always heard it as ” rode hard and put away wet”.

      Another one is a response to the question “How are you?” My reply is, “Finer than snuff, and not half as dusty.”

      1. How are you??? I’m finer than frog hair and it split.

    4. It is rode hard and put up wet

  5. Richard Hancock

    You’re right Barbara it is “Rode Hard & Put Up Wet”. Maybe whoever wrote this isn’t Southern after all 🙂

  6. Jim Galvin

    Happier than a dead pig in the sunshine

    1. My mom used to say that, and it never did make any sense.

  7. Bonnie Shanks

    Even a blind pig will find an acorn every once in a while.

  8. Bonnie Shanks

    “I’m fixin’ to” and “I’ll carry you over there in my car.”

  9. Anne Middleton

    Lower than a snake’s belly

  10. Michael Anthony

    Good night in the morning….

  11. Ken Bell

    “That went over like a pregnant pole vaulter.”

  12. Donna Green

    Colder than a well diggers ass in Utah

  13. Cheryl Alexander

    Grinning like a mule eating briars.

  14. JamesandZoe Breugem

    Madder than a wet setting hen.

  15. Alabama Pioneers

    These are all great! I never knew we had so many unique sayings. Keep them coming.

  16. Debbie Nelson Heinl

    Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.Busier than a one armed paper hanger.

  17. Glenda Oliver

    Snow been there 3 days it’s laying for more

  18. Glenn Benson

    Chicken today and feathers tomorrow! Finer than frogs hair and I’m going to beat you naked and hide your clothes!

  19. Don Corley

    Make hay while the sun shines

  20. Debbie Danford

    We are not Spring Chicken’s anymore !!!!!!

  21. Emily Niblick

    Finer than frog’s hair split in the middle

  22. Meloney Ashworth

    If The Good Lords willing and the creek dont rise.

  23. That’s screwed up like a soup sandwich.
    I’m broker than a hen’s tooth.
    It’s untelling.

  24. Meloney Ashworth

    As nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

  25. Kathy Morris

    Watch pot never boils.

  26. Vickie White Cowen

    Can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear

  27. Debra Wallace

    He’s so skinny, he has to jump around in the shower just to get wet.

  28. Vickie White Cowen

    He’s so ugly, his mamma had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dogs to play with him. (That one is ugly, Debra Wallace.)

  29. Mary Wilburn Stanfield

    From my father in law-Im so nervous I could thread a sewing machine with it running wide open. I’m so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule. My husband when asked how he’s doing will reply fair to middlin.

  30. Brandon Keith Stewart

    She’s grinnin’ like a Cheshire Cat!

  31. Mark Davis

    Moma would say you will be eatin of the mantel when your daddy get home.

  32. Pamela Vaughn

    That scared my mule! – meaning you were scared enough to run off.
    I don’t hold no cotton to him! – meaning I don’t like him.
    He ain’t no count – meaning he isn’t trustworthy
    Well, shut my mouth! – meaning you are speechless.

  33. That dog won’t hunt. Finer than frog’s hair. Git on outta hear.

  34. Harriet Phelps

    Hotter than a firecracker on 4th of July.

  35. Grinning like a possum!

  36. Brian Gaither

    Bless her heart. Help em lord.

  37. Russell Toni

    cant unscramble, scrambled eggs. / cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit/ slicker than greased owl shit…

  38. Becky Hosmer Wheeler

    I’m fixin’ to. Over yonder. And my favorite, references to Cooter Brown, such as “drunker than Cooter Brown,” “tireder than Cooter Brown,” etc. I never have found out who Cooter Brown was, but he must have been quite a character.

    1. Cooter Brown was an individual who lived during the War Between The States. The phrase came about because both the Confederate Army and the Union Army would not allow you to enlist and they would not draft you either, if you were drunk. So Cooter Brown stayed drunk between 1861 and 1865.

  39. Barbara Carter

    He’s so skinny he had to tie a knot in his,legs to make knees

  40. Sam Harris

    He’s (She’s) so buck-toothed, he (she) could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.

  41. Martin Brasher

    You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make him drink.

  42. Martin Brasher

    A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

  43. Martin Brasher

    Too many cooks spoil the pot.

  44. Joyce Turner

    Dizzier than a termite in a yo-yo.

    1. Kathy Baylor

      Betty, my East Texas grandmother and great aunts used to say this all the time. They have been gone for years but I can still hear the sound of their voices saying it.

    2. My granma born in KS said that. I have wondered for years what it actually meant.

  45. Tony Mosley

    Happier than a hog in mud!

  46. Johanna-Jerry Bise

    Scarcer than hens teeth.
    Like a a blind dog in a meat house.
    Lawd have mercy.
    Somebody musta beat you with and ugly stick.
    Wee doggy.
    Drunker than Cooter Brown.
    As the crow flies, bout two miles.
    Stinks like a pole-cat.
    Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
    Giddy up little pony.
    Lookie over yonder.

    Yonder is still one of my favorite words! I say it all the time. Drives Jerry crazy!

  47. Tony Mosley

    Useless as tits on a boar hog

  48. Tony Mosley

    Crazier than a hound dog in heat

  49. Tony Mosley

    Meaner than a two headed snake

  50. Tony Mosley

    Dumber than a box of rocks

  51. Tony Mosley

    Uglier than homemade sin

  52. Sherron Hayes

    Cuter than a speckled pup! Meaning they are adorable !

  53. Robert Duncan

    John brownit shoot a monkey

  54. Robert Duncan

    John brownit shoot a monkey

  55. Jan Tindall

    Dumb as a bag of hammers

  56. Jan Tindall

    Colder than a well digger’s toes

  57. Venita Chaney

    Finer than frog hair. Finer than snuff but not half as dusty.

  58. Scoot over!

    I gotta pee like a Tennessee Strutter!

    My brother from another mother!

    I swanee!

    Mercy me!

  59. It’s coming up a cloud!

  60. I’m gonna jerk a knot in your tail.

    I’m oughta box your ears.

  61. Bonnie Whiteaker-Russell

    “It’s a coming up a cloud”. There is bad weather forecast.

  62. Theodosia Tiller

    I’m “dry as a chip”. (I’m thirsty).

  63. Jason Haynes

    Sweating like a whore in church. Is a frogs a$$ water tight? Does a bear $h!+ in the woods?

  64. Mike Roberts

    Well I’ll be Sam Hill.

    1. Mike Roberts

      What in the Sam Hill is wrong with him?

  65. Another one is a response to the question “How are you?” My reply is, “Finer than snuff, and not half as dusty.”

  66. And my Granny’s favorite, ” I’m gonna commence to doin’ . . .(something)”

  67. Diane Coker

    Well I’ll be John Brown!!

  68. My Dad use to say the only difference between a Yankee and a D— Yankee was the D— Yankee never went home.

  69. Theodosia Tiller

    “Come give me some sugar, Darlin’!”

  70. If I had knowed you was a comin’, I’d have baked a cake.
    Y’all come !
    Come here and hug my neck.
    I’m fixin’ to do it.

  71. David Vice

    Dumber than a sack of rocks, nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs, grinning like a Cheshire Cat, happy as pig in slop, meaner than the devil himself, ugly as homemade sin. That’ s just a few I remember the “old folks” sayin’.

  72. Jerry Weaver

    pretty as a speckled pup under a red wagon. ugly as a mud fence. cold as a well diggers

  73. Don’t make me have a come apart!

    Bottom side upperds

  74. So bow-legged, he couldn’t stop a pig in a ditch.

  75. If wishes were horses beggars could ride.

  76. At this rate, it’ll take us 40-11(forty-eleven) Forevers to Git there!

  77. When observing someone else working diligently on a project, my now deceased East Texas neighbor would always yell out on her morning walks, “Now don’t you go n be startin’ no good habits!”

  78. Gary Todd

    yes and others like it in lamar county texas cause my folks moved there from lauderdale alabama

    1. Becky Humbers

      I’m from Lamar county Alabama.

    2. Tim Hood

      Winston co. “The free state of Winston”

  79. Patricia D. Russell

    “She would argue with a fence post”. “Shut the door, your letting the flies out.” “You kiss your mama with that filthy mouth?”
    “That nut didn’t fall far from the family tree”.
    “Pretty is as pretty does”.
    ….and on and on there are hundreds of them. LOL

  80. Bj Wade

    i like this one…”if i felt any better, i’d have to take a pill”

  81. Tim Hood

    Hush your mouth…it’s gonna only hurt…for a minute!

  82. Cindy Lyda Chasteen

    Beauty is a beauty does…..I’ve had worse than that on my eye……He was raised tired and born lazy. I know lots more too! It’s great being born, raised, and growing old in the South!

  83. Tim Hood

    Boy! I will beat you all the way to sunday! Put that out and come eat your dinner! It’s gettin’ cold!…I didn’t cook all day so you could just hang outand smoke that shit all day! “But mama,this is the real deal right here,man!

  84. Tim Hood

    Close that door! We can’t air condition Alabama!

  85. Ken Mitchell

    She’s so ugly we have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

  86. Tim Hood

    “You kids”…”go play in the hiway!”

  87. Paula Wilks

    Prettier than a speckled pup lying in the sunshine

  88. Pam Guthery

    You always have to come back up the road you went down.

  89. Nancy Sims Tosh

    Goodness Gracious, Sakes Alive.

  90. Tim Hood

    Getin there and take a bath,we’re goin’ to the foot washin’

  91. Danny Paul

    Someone said “Wait for me”. Me and someone else said at the same time “Come on!”

  92. Tim Hood

    You have done smoked yourself “retarded”…”now give me that and get yourwhite ass in the house, before your daddy gets home,boy”

  93. Nina Ann Johns Nalley

    ” I’m going to tie a knot in your tail.”

    1. Wendell Ray

      I like that, except we say jerk a knot in your tail

    2. Jackie Wood

      We sat “jerk a knot” too.

  94. Nina Ann Johns Nalley

    You can’t see any further than the end of your nose.

  95. Nina Ann Johns Nalley

    You ain’t got the sense God gave a goose.

    1. Kathy Young

      You ain’t got sense God gave a jackass

    2. Kathy Young

      If you had brains you’d be dangerous

  96. Tim Hood

    I can do this allday…..”now look @chee, you’re as high as a giraffe’s ass!”

  97. Georgia Brown McKay

    That child doesn’t believe water is wet or lard is greasy !

  98. Georgia Brown McKay

    He was born ugly and relapsed !

  99. Georgia Brown McKay

    That child is so ugly they made him National poster child for birth control ! LOL

  100. Wanda Burch

    Ron sez;: My grandma’s sister was fond of observing that So-and-So was “all hat and no cattle.”

    1. Patricia Anne Watson

      Always wanted to know who was Cooter Brown…. Lol…

  101. Corene Buchanan

    What goes around comes around! So ugly ..she would stop an eight day clock! Hotter than 400! Colder than a witches t**tie in a tin brasiere. Down in the mouth. Was you raised in a barn?

    1. Dan Mosier

      Yeah, and it makes me homesick to hear a jackass bray,

  102. Nina Ann Johns Nalley

    Did your Mama drop you on your head when you were a baby?

  103. Nina Ann Johns Nalley

    Some would get deleted! Ha!

  104. Georgia Brown McKay

    Always remember the people in your life you pass while going up the ladder of success because you will have to come down the ladder and meet these same people! My grandmother always said ,”There has never been a bird that flew so high that didn’t have to come down to earth and eat some gravel (in his craw) to be able to live !

  105. Donna Green

    I just didn’t fall off a turnip truck,you reap what you sow,eats like a goat

  106. Gail Reaves Wright

    If you are waiting on me you are backing up

  107. Pamela Tomczak Harper

    I’m gonna jerk a knot in your tail.

  108. Naked as a jay bird. (Never quite understood it!)

  109. Pamela Tomczak Harper

    You ain’t got the sense God gave a goat.

  110. Kim Chapzz

    Colder than a well digger’s butt in January.

  111. Kim Chapzz

    Busier than a one armed paper hanger. Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockin chairs. You kids don’t have the sense God gave a billy goat.

  112. Kim Chapzz

    Ugly as homemade soap (interchangeable with sin, which never made any sense to me).

  113. Wanda Burch

    Well Bless all y’all ‘s hearts, you’re coming up with all the ones I remember. Plus – I smell peaches, someone’s coming with a hole in their britches. Never did get that one.

    1. Tom Morgan

      Don’t think you really want to maybe either!

    2. Regenia Avery Ordoyne

      My Daddy born in 1912 said “My nose iteches I smell peaches, i see a man coming with a hole in his britches” I never got it either but I loved hearing him say it.

    3. Richard Melton

      “Feeling lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut” “He has a grin on his face like a wave on a slop bucket”

    4. Kathy Young

      They fell off the turnip truck, they got beat by an ugly stick. Do you have a brain between your ears, or just air. Sweating like a who- – in church, Goinna wash that mouth out with soap,

    5. Rick Lowery

      The hole to keep nats away from face

    6. Rick Lowery

      His voice sounds like a hawg chewing Rock’s

    7. Rick Lowery

      I’d just as well go to set Skunks wrestle

    8. Rick Lowery

      Does so cross- eyed when she cries tears roll down her back

    9. Rick Lowery

      He is so bucktoothed he has to eat corn thru a barb wire fence

    10. Rick Lowery

      I got a million of them.. We went swimming in the crick I guess the Bream was beddin cuz they shore would bite

  114. As we were leaving, a friend’s mother would say
    ” Don’t kill any dead snakes or wade in any dry branches!”

  115. Yodie Akins

    That boy ain’t had no raisins!

  116. Therese Hagemann Green

    That boy ain’t right bright!
    Sho nuff?

  117. Bobby King

    …..”yo’ mouth.”

  118. Wendell Ray

    My people always used the word “kyerse “? Maybe from the word curious, used to describe someone odd , difficult, contrary. Anyone else know this one?

  119. That dog won’t hunt. He won’t even tree.
    The house is anagogging from us. Not sure of the spelling but it means at an angle from.

  120. Kathy Duarte

    He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory sampling pies!

  121. Shirley Allison

    Put his brain in a bird & it’ll fly backards!!

  122. Calaine Carson

    I’m fixin to crack a winder, it’s hot in here!

  123. Debbie Dumais

    “She’s always late; she’ll be late to her own funeral!”

  124. A few of my favorites….
    Crazier than a run over dog.
    A little bubble off plumb.
    Lackin a few bricks of having a full load.
    Useless as tits on a boar hog.

  125. Max Carey

    He ain’t ugly, he just don’t favor anybody.

  126. He could talk a dog off a meat wagon. That there cow went yonder way. If Ida knowed yall were comin Ida put out the dog. We best make a pallet if yall are country stayin

  127. Kenny Brewer

    It just goes to show you, there’s always something! No matter where you go, there you are. She’s so ugly she’d stop a charging elephant at 10 paces. She’d scare a haint up a thorn bush. She’d make a freight train take a dirt road. She’d have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. I could go on……

  128. Donna Moseley

    Bless yall’s heart; don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya…., there are so many!

  129. Liz Slay

    He’s drunk as a skunk

  130. Corene Buchanan

    A whistling woman and a crowing hen..never comes to no good end. Anything worth doing. .is worth doing right. He has more money than he has sense.

  131. Mark Neill

    better than it needs to be!!

  132. Chicken one day, feathers the next.
    That’s the way the cookie crumbles.
    So poor, you can’t even pay attention.

  133. Mary Ann Gray

    Nanny said, ” you have to pass and repass with folks.”

  134. Bradley Gilbert

    She’s sweeter than a Georgia peach!

  135. Bradley Gilbert

    If I were any better you’d need two of me.

  136. Patsy Hopper Hall

    It’s “Living high ON the hog” not “Living high OFF the hog.”

  137. Betty Langston Tipton

    I always heard “high ON the hog” instead of “high OFF the hog”.

  138. Celeste Ball

    dad and mom those mentioned as well as many others like “Y’all come back now, ya hear”?

  139. Peggy Ott

    the best part of you run down yo mommas leg

  140. Nancy Owen Runyan

    They were behind the door when the brains were passed out.

  141. Angie Duncan

    My nanny would say “skin a rabbit” when undressing us. “Lord willing the crick don’t rise”

  142. Sonya Lindsey

    Yall come go with us….Well I,ll be John Brown

  143. Jeffery Dreadin

    Actually I am from excel Alabama where Cooter Brown , everyone knows him and he stays drunk , lol . Always though they where talking about him till I moved out of town

  144. Ethel Grimes Marshall

    She had a HISSIE fit! Or is it hissy fit?

  145. “How’s your mama ‘n’ them?”
    “I’m fixin’ to make groceries” (go grocery shopping)
    “He/she made ____ (insert number for age here) today!”

  146. Joyce N Billy Lambert

    Shut the door! Was you raised in a barn?

  147. Joseph Meeks

    Dad use to say “he ran faster than a Scalded Ape”

  148. Rick Lowery

    Dagnabbit maw that’s almost to Slapout

  149. Rick Lowery

    I’m gonna have to cut all hole in the assend of my d drawers to keep the nats out of my face

  150. Rick Lowery

    Yeah bless your heart really means she’s ugly as 40 miles of Alabama dirt road

  151. Rick Lowery

    I’m going to the store y’all want a coke “Yeah” what kind

  152. Rick Lowery

    Paw asks his mentally challenged son howcome you didn’t come to go today Son says a Beaver bit my nipple off. True

  153. Rick Lowery

    A woman getting to missing 2 kids that belonged to someone else she hollard out where are you youngens at we are under the house she ssays y’all ain’t smoking are you nom wes just screwin OK you better not be smoking

  154. Rick Lowery

    You better not kill ifen your not gonna clean it and eat it

  155. Michael Kendrick

    Yes I have. My grandmother all ways said my stars and garters. Do tell. You don’t say.

  156. Faye Rich

    I’m ‘finer than frog hair’. ‘ poorer than Job’s turkey’ ‘enough to feed Cox’s army’

  157. Mary Clyne Maynard Forbus

    He’s so stubborn he would argue with a sign post and throw rocks at it for not arguing back

  158. Mary Clyne Maynard Forbus

    But she’s sweet as she can be. Meaning she’s a little slow witted

  159. Kathy Young

    Come what may, Taint nothin,Easycome easy go.

  160. Kathy Young

    All these would drive a code talker nutz, make one heck of a code.

  161. Judy Roberts

    Tougher than a 2 dollar steak! you got that all cattywompus! His biscuits ain’t quite done. His elevator don’t go all the way up to the top floor. Even a blind hog roots an acorn every now & then. Pretty as a speckled pup in a little red wagon sitting under the Christmas tree. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes! My granny would say ” I got to go make a branch”. (you know what that meant) and she’d say, “why are you lookly so poorly, is your granny time on you?” (you know what that means too) She was a great one for the Golden Rule too! Do unto others as you would have them do unto you! Shut the door, was you raised in a barn? Take off your hat in the house! She’s nosier than a bloodhound on a trail. Sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite!

  162. All of these sayings are great, my grandma used to say “Early to bed, early to rise. Makes a man healhty, weathly and wise.” Have a Happy Thanksgiving Everyone. SMB

  163. Dead ‘ern pork!
    his face’d stop an eight day clock
    he’s so black his momma had ta roll ‘im in flour’n make ‘im toot t’know which end t’put th’diaper on.
    she had pimples all o’er more than anyplace else
    when he’uz born th’midwife throwed out th’baby and kept th’afterbirth

  164. Yankee Dime (meaning a “kiss”)

  165. He is dumb as a rock
    He is as worthless as a sack of switches
    Laziness will kill you (grandmother’s favorite)
    He was running aroumd like chicken with his head cut off
    She was a nervous wreck
    Won’t you just just listen to those ladies, its like a group of cackling hens!
    If I’d a knowed then what I know now (often used to express a sign of regret)
    It’s hotter than three hells in here
    He’s got a nose like a bloodhound!
    I’d swanny (I would swear)
    I ain’t never (who would have imagined)
    The road to heaven was paid with good intentions
    He ain’t worth nuthin
    She would’nt know the truth if she fell in it.
    Her tongue wags 90 miles an hour (a gossip)
    That’s about all I could recollect my grandmother saying. Audrey Mae Davis-Ham was born 1901 and grew up in Livingston, Alabama with family from around Bailey, Mississippi. She taught me true southern manners and the definition of a Southern Lady and that men should aspire to be Southern Gentlemen. She passed away when I was 12 but her memory of catch phrases and storytelling remain. I’ve known to share a “tall-tell” or two myself.

  166. He is so dumb he don’t know big wood from brush. What goes over the devil’s back slides right back under his belly. Every old dog has his day. That boy may be smart but he ain’t got a lick of horse sense. We can’t pour dishwater out the back door without pouring it on that boys head.(Guess you can tellmy family had a bunch of girls).Lord give me patience.

  167. My mama used to ask us if we were raised in a barn when we came in and left the door standing open. One day my brother told her she should know because she raised us. Boy did he get his rear torn up. Lived in Nama my whole life,southern born. What a place to grow up. ROLL TIDE

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