These epitaphs were found on some actual tombstones. Did they really mean to say this?
Catholic cemetery, La Pointe, Wisconsin
To the memory
of Abraham Beaulieu
Born 15 September 1822
Accidentally shot 4th April 1844
As a mark of affection from his brother
Sacred to the memory of Eben Harvey who
departed this life suddenly and unexpectedly
by a cow kicking him on the 15th of September 1853
Well done, thou good and faithful servant.