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Ten things to think about……..

  1. If everything is going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  2. How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
  3. I just got a thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  4. Ok, so what’s the speed of dark?
  5. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
  6. I feel like I am parked in a parallel universe.
  7. Honk if you lobe peace and quiet.
  8. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
  9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
  10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory