1. When I was a teen my grandpa told me to help grow a mustache one should put molasses on the outside of the upper lip and chicken manure on the inside. He said that the chicken manure would push and the molasses would pull. Thus speeding the process for a young fellow wishing to grow and nice mustache!

  2. I once heard my Grandpa’s brother Uncle Roy make the statement that “if you put soap on a nail you could then drive it thru a mirror. “

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