On Thomas Woodcock:
Here lie the remains of Thomas Woodhen,
The most amiable of husbands and excellent of men,
N. B. His real name was Woodcock, but it
Wouldn’t come in rhyme. – His widow.
On Dr. Walker, author of “English Particles”:
Here lie Walker’s particles.
In New Jersey:
Died of thin shoes, April 17th 1839, aged 19 years
Against his will
Here lies George Hill
Who from a cliff
Fell down quite stiff
When it happen’d is not known
Therefore not mentioned on this stone.